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Hi, I'm Bill. A few things about me:
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FWIW: This photo was kind of a goof. I don't take myself this seriously.
Available for freelance, fractional, project-based, part-time, and full-time opportunities.
"Any team lucky enough to land him is getting a once-in-a-career talent — and a genuinely great human being."
"I've worked alongside a lot of talented people. Bill Cochran is one of the rare few who is both a truly gifted writer and the person you most want in the room. He made our best work better and made everyone around him better while he did it. Any team lucky enough to land him is getting a once-in-a-career talent — and a genuinely great human being."
"It's always fun.
Working with Bill. Learning from Bill. Watching Bill present.
The scripts he writes, the jokes he makes, the work he sells and produces."
"It's always fun. Working with Bill. Learning from Bill. Watching Bill present. The scripts he writes, the jokes he makes, the work he sells and produces. It's just always chock full of fun, because it's so often charged through with energy. Also humor, kindness, curiosity, and unexpected delight. What we do for a living is tough, if we bother to do it right. The greatest challenge creative types face? Keeping everything fun. Because that's the feeling we want consumers and clients and partners enjoying. I worked alongside Bill for two decades, and left every moment impressed. Impressed, and quite often inspired. Because he always made it fun."
"Any creative department with Bill in it gets instantly better, more effective, and more fun. Bill is, in short, the real deal."
"Bill Cochran is a rare bird in this business: a career-long creative director with a wall full of skins who still loves writing and making ads, still pushes himself and others to do work they're proud of, and still strives to learn and play with the newest tools of the trade. And he does it all without ego, drama or bullheadedness. He's a joy to work with and inspiring to work for, and he can make any creative person better. Any creative department with Bill in it gets instantly better, more effective, and more fun. Bill is, in short, the real deal."
"Bill's creativity is insane. He listens. He absorbs. Then he delivers something far beyond what you could've imagined."
"Bill doesn't just tell you what you want to hear. He listens. He absorbs. Then he goes and creates something you never saw coming. He gave us a talking slice of pizza that's part Max Cady and part Hannibal Lecter. For a weight loss drug. On strategy. On budget. Weird as hell. And working. We're getting outspent by every major pharma brand on the market. And Bill's ideas are so wild and disruptive we're punching way above our weight class. I'll take that trade every single time."
"More than you asked for. More than you expected. And quite likely more than you thought was possible. That's Bill."
"Everyone wants more. More energy. More ideas. More commitment. More humanity. Bill has spent his career bringing more. He wakes up with more ideas moving and goes to bed wondering what more he can bring.
Long before Bill and I became creative partners, I watched his case study write itself: more big campaigns, more Super Bowls, more clients won over, agencies more energized by his presence. After everyone else had gone home, Bill was often still there, still pushing for more, writing and refining.
So when a high-profile brand reboot landed on my desk and I needed a writing partner, there wasn't a consideration set. There was Bill.
He thought he was joining a project. I knew I was beginning one of the best creative partnerships of my career.
For nearly a decade, we worked across soft drinks, beer, sandwiches, casinos, avocados, telecom, cars and car batteries. Bill and his teams produced more. More great work for their portfolios. More work people talked about. More chances to make something worth remembering.
Sometimes Bill's more-ness would get wonderfully out of control. I once watched him write 100 sixty-second scripts in two weeks for a Super Bowl assignment. No one asked him to. He wanted to prove he could. That's Bill. The bar is rarely the brief. It's whatever he might be capable of if he keeps pushing.
The Bill proposition stayed consistent: You get more. More ideas. More angles. More energy. More curiosity. More enthusiasm. More generosity. More humanity.
His 'Mean People Suck' mantra isn't a tagline. It's his brand truth. Because all his 'more' adds up to better results, better relationships, better teams, better rooms and better odds of ending up somewhere you didn't know was possible when you started.
So to the agency, brand, client, founder or creative leader wondering what Bill could bring: More than you asked for. More than you expected. And quite likely more than you thought was possible. That's Bill."
"Bill stands out in any room, not simply because of his booming voice or enormous height, but because his creative talent and heart are even bigger."
"Bill stands out in any room, not simply because of his booming voice or enormous height, but because his creative talent and heart are even bigger. His sensitivity and genuine empathy give him an unfair advantage: the ability to connect with people in a deeply human way and create work that doesn't just get noticed, but influences how people feel, think and behave."
The Work at a Glance
Who I Am
Yes, and...
I've spent over (cough) years in advertising. I've also done 500+ live improv shows. Sure, it's a side gig. But the tools I've learned are infinitely valuable in advertising. Quick thinking. Pivoting. Controlling a room. Truth is, once you've performed in front of a well-served St. Patrick's Day or New Year's Eve crowd, presenting to a surly boardroom is a cakewalk.
Those same instincts can make someone crack up. Or tear up. Some of my favorite work isn't built around a punchline at all. It's built around small, deeply human moments of connection.
Oh, and while we're on the topic of humans, my entire philosophy on life fits on the bumper sticker on my car: Mean People Suck.
Portfolio
— The Work
You probably know the Avocados From Mexico jingle (it's in your head now, isn't it). You probably also know that adding avocados to just about anything makes it better. So, we had a simple thought. Why not combine those truths and let the tune of our jingle help make things better?
Benched
Water Main
— Super Bowl
Helped build Avocados From Mexico into a cultural phenomenon — winning the Super Bowl on social year after year, delivering a nearly 5x unaided awareness increase, all on a fraction of competitors' budgets.
AFM Live Social / War Room
Adam & Eve Super Bowl
— What People Said
Whoever is running social for @AvosFromMexico deserves a raise as possibly a Pulitzer (do they give those for Tweets yet?)
@AvosFromMexico I love your comments about the other commercials… your marketing team is genius and obviously working during the Super Bowl. Whoever they are, give them a raise ASAP! Sincerely, former marketer turned RN
— The AvoFans Collab
AvoFans took to the stands at the Georgia–Georgia Tech game, disrupting the action and earning tons of organic conversation. Turns out, avocados at a football game is a thing people really want to talk about.
AvoFans / University of Georgia Collab
— What People Were Saying
why are there avocados walking around Sanford Stadium right now??? asking for a me who is very confused 😂
Georgia Georgia Tech and the most talked about thing is definitely the three avocados in the stands. Peak college football.
whoever decided to put avocados at a football game is a genius. I'm literally tweeting about avocados instead of the game. @AvosFromMexico
my roommate just called to ask why there are avocados at the Georgia game. I have no answers but I respect it so much.
Social video work for one of the country's most recognized battery brands. Reminding people that in a world full of idiots "outrageously undependable people", Interstate Batteries remains an "Outrageously Dependable" choice. Driving improvements of 35% in gross profit ROI, 13% in unaided brand awareness, and 60% in marketing contribution to sales — the most successful campaign in the brand's 70+ year history.
— The Work
Seat Belt
Packing Skills
Holiday Lights (Winter Social)
Flea Market (Social)
Gas Pump (Social)
Soup
Tight Spot (Social)
Flea Market (CTV)
Gas Pump (CTV)
Holiday Lights (CTV)
— The Results
Pumpkin Spice Batteries? Yeah. We Did That. (Kinda.)
Pumpkin Spice Battery
Inspired by 2 Corinthians 9:7 — "God loves a cheerful giver." Give with Joy celebrates the energy that comes from generosity. It was a joy to present, a joy to produce, and our friends at Shindig Music helped us create a catchy song to boot. Oh, and Post Malone was involved.
— The Work
Give With Joy :60
Joy to the World :30
Joy (Post-Holiday Social)
Joy (Kids — Social)
— The Social
— Oh, And Post Malone Was Involved
Every Thanksgiving, the Salvation Army sponsors the halftime of the Dallas Cowboys game. It's their joyful kickoff to the giving season. This year's headliner was Post Malone. And he brought the joy in a big way.
Post Malone — Give with Joy
Bridgestone ran Super Bowl spots for a few years, and I was fortunate enough to sell two of them. There's a heck of a story behind Reply All — check out the ABC 20/20 segment.
— The Work
Whale of a Tale (Super Bowl)
Reply All (Super Bowl)
Reply All on 20/20
Yes. This spot is a spec spot. A certain company that boasts adding "nothing" to their product turned it down. So, there. I have nothing to hide.
— The Work
Nothing
Sure, there was a brief. Sure, this was a campaign to help a brewery come out of Covid with a smile on their face. But, at the end of the day, if the name of your business is Braindead, we had to lean into it.
— The Posters
Mouth Is Good
This Is Ad
Glass Goes Here
— The Concept
Braindead Teleprompter
The world's least helpful teleprompter.
Real people. Real teleprompter. Scripts designed to feel just coherent enough to follow — but just disorienting enough to make their brains short-circuit a little. Voilà. The braindead effect.
— Be More Braindead
More Delicious Beer
Use Hand
Beer Go In
Hurray
That Was Fun
Yum
Vivus makes Qsymia — a weight loss drug that isn't a GLP-1, but delivers similar (if not better) efficacy with none of the common side effects. The catch: they're wildly outspent. So we built a social campaign designed to break through on personality alone.
Qsymia works by helping your brain fall out of love with food. So "The Love Affair Is Over" imagines how food might respond to being rejected. Conceived for the US — currently running in Poland (yes, 🇵🇱 Poland), where early breakthrough data is looking great.
Every spot was produced entirely with AI — most of it by me personally. When you're wildly outspent, you use every tool available to punch above your weight class. Turns out, learning to direct AI filmmaking is a pretty good skill to have. And "wildly outspent" is a pretty good brief.
— The Concept
US versions — because we're guessing you don't speak Polish.
Burger
Pizza
Tandem — Pierogi
Aloha — Musubi
— Running in Poland
The campaign is live on Polish social media — and showing great early breakthrough data.
Pizza — Polish
Pączku — Polish
— Social Mockups
Facebook ad running in Poland — "Pożegnanie z Burgerem" (Bye Bye Burger)
Instagram ad running in Poland — "Diabeł tkwi w pączku!" (The Devil Is in the Donut!)
A deep run across the NA beverage portfolio. Snapple had been around for years before anyone pointed out their fruit flavors actually taste like real fruit — we brought that story to life through digital and social. Also worked on Dr Pepper, 7Up, and Straight Up Tea.
Four brands. Four tabs. ↓ Browse them all below.
Straight Up Tea is a tea so natural and good that you would never want to throw it into any harbor. Unless it was to make a point about how pure it is. Which is basically what we did.
Throw It In The Harbor
Give Me Straight Up Tea
Straight Up Tea (Social)
All Natural (Social)
TXU Energy is the leading energy provider in the state of Texas. It's been a great ride helping their advertising evolve from purely rational to the kind of work that gets talked about in sports bars — and well, other bars. I like that kind of energy.
— The Work
Haunted House
Scary Movie
Hot Towels
Sun and Moon Living Room
Sun and Moon: Dance
Social - Moonwalk
Moon Walk Social
Grandpa's Tractor Pull
Stellantis looks at a gazillion spots and only airs a small handful. I worked on Jeep and Ram Trucks, and both of my spots were called to the starting line but neither made it to broadcast. That tiny detail doesn't change how much I love them. Also included an internal brand video, because who doesn't love a good X and Y axis chart?
— The Work
Jeep — Will
Ram — Candle
FCA Matrix
Chuck E Cheese came to us saying they needed a total refresh. We handled everything from redesigning the character to developing his new "voice" — a fully rendered rock star with a big heart. That voice turned out to be the lead singer of Grammy-nominated band Bowling for Soup. A highlight for me was hanging out in lead singer Jaret Reddick's studio and co-writing all the songs we ended up using.
— The Evolution of Chuck E
— The New Face of Chuck E
Guitar magazine even picked up on how authentic new rock star Chuck E was in an article about his new guitar.
— The Work
Follow Me to Fun
Locking Up
Cleaning Up
Holiday
— Snapshot
One challenge we faced when launching an entirely new character was, you couldn't see him inside their stores. We created an AR app that allowed customers to take pictures with the "new" Chuck E at various locations throughout their stores.
Snapshot
— Jeopardy
Who is Chuck E Cheese?
It was a fun surprise to see the Chuck E backstory that I had written as part of a Jeopardy answer.
— Oh, and by the way...
If you weren't familiar with Bowling For Soup, this is them. And now you know!
Bowling for Soup
Work for the leading online tire retailer, helping consumers make confident decisions on one of their most important vehicle investments. From character-driven spots to a Dude Perfect collab to tire reviews that were, shall we say, dramatically "elevated." The work runs the full range of TireRack's brand voice.
— The Work
First Date
Proposal
Mina Bird
Autocross
Searches
A Brief History of Tires
Dude Perfect Collab
— Elevated Reviews
TireRack.com is known for being a repository of insider and user reviews for all the tires they sell. We recently started a program where different brands could have their online tire reviews — dramatically "elevated."
Spy Style
Beyond the Brief
Yep — published children's book author. My first book, The Forever Dog, deals with the death of a beloved pet. HarperCollins wanted me to be "the guy who writes about tough topics," so my next book tackled divorce. I wrote The Forever Dog after my golden retriever Mo died while she was still very young. I also met my wife at a book signing at Barnes & Noble. I have much more fun writing advertising than books about tough topics, but the letters from grateful parents are pretty tough to beat.
— What Readers Are Saying
Go to book on the timelessness of any meaningful relationship
Meltemi · Verified Purchase
Ever since first discovering The Forever Dog, I have shared or given it to more adults than children. I am writing this review today as I purchase it for a married couple who just lost their 20-year-old cat. I cannot recommend this book enough for anyone who has ever loved...well...anything!
Grief helping
Amazon Customer · Verified Purchase
This tearjerker is exactly what we were looking for after our beloved pet passed away. A friend who is a counselor recommended this to us and I could not be happier to deal with the grief and our five-year-old.
Great read for pre-K boys
Amazon Customer · Verified Purchase
My 5-year-old really responded to this book well. He loves reading it, and it does a great job reinforcing what the divorce means for him.
An outstanding, realistic addition to books about death and dying
Booklist · Editorial Review
"An outstanding, realistic addition to books about death and dying." — Booklist
I combined my borderline freak-show obsession for track & field with my love of writing by launching a track & field T-shirt website. I sold shirts all over the world, but closed the shop because I was making far too much money. (Okay — I closed because Covid shut down the entire world of track and field.)
— Some Designs
Bit Putts
Boing Boing
Get Over Yourself
Pass on the Curve
That Other Field
— The Videos
TNS Montage
Hotel Laps
I helped develop The Whynauts — an original, award-winning, live-action educational television series for the Perot Museum of Nature and Science. We shot eleven episodes based in STEM education for elementary school children, with code-switching Spanish language throughout. All these years, I finally felt ready to take my 8th grade science exams.
— The Trailer
Whynauts Trailer
— Full Episodes
Energy is Everywhere
Engineer It
Staying Alive
What happens when you've created award-winning Super Bowl commercials and your son plays on a travel hockey team? You make hype videos. A lot of them. Many of these are riddled with inside jokes. Every team probably has their version of Arnie, the Dallas Penguins sure do love ours. Also it's been an amazing excuse to work on AI filmmaking chops.
Yes, I know this may seem overboard for a youth hockey team. And yes, I will probably keep making them.
— The Videos
Pens Go to South Bend — The Arnie Story
Level Up — Ain't Takin' the Day Off
These Are the Names
CCM Dallas Hype
Fight to the Finish
Dallas Penguins Films — Jackalopes Hype
Stick Together
Presidents Day Tournament
↑ Presidents Day Tournament: I took one parent's text from a group text and turned it into this President's Day video. It all became rather controversial when one of our parents shared it with the other team. Whoopsie.
An initiative to stop pissing off our planet during Super Bowl halftime. Also known as the Super Flush, when millions of people use their facilities at once, overwhelming water processing plants and creating algal blooms. Our rivers don't have a Plan B, but we had a Plan P. Pee on a Plant. We even sold custom-made Pee Pots.
— The Work
Problem
Super Flush
Social Campaign
And what kind of copywriter would I be if I didn't dabble in voiceover. I've read for hundreds of spots. But here is my demo reel, for fun.
— The Reel
Demo Reel
Nobody joins the Sacred Order of the Laidofferati on purpose. But I figured once I was in, I might as well have some fun with my newfound membership. Each episode follows a (vaguely familiar looking) recently laid-off advertising creative through the mysterious rituals, hallways, and ceremonies of the Order. The real goal was to drive LinkedIn engagement and remind the ad industry I'm very much still here. It worked. Also, it's funny because it's true…ish.
— Episodes